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Song Intros
What I've noticed on albums is that (especially on opening numbers) there are song intros being recorded, as separate songs, preceding the real song that add nothing to the real song except to fill space. Put an album/artist/songs on shuffle and these snippets will pop up and kill continuity. Most of these intros are just the real song's beginning but recorded as a song intro for some artistic reason, but I would bet that listeners are skipping these intros to get to the real song. Anyway, if an artist feels compelled to add an intro, just incorporate it into the real song.

Short Songs of No Substance
Similar to the above except these are listed as actual songs on a release. These songs are plopped anywhere on an album as "Song XYZ" and are basically; a) just filler to increase album girth, b) artist self indulgence of some meaning that is beyond us peasant folk comprehending, c) inside jokes or d) over thought "deep concepts" that are befuddling and not worth figuring out. Many of these songs comprise of instrumental noodling, sound effects, goof ball drug induced meanderings or my favorite- the phone call/message. Basically they are not songs. Please, do like the Beatles did; "Her Majesty" is 39 seconds but is an actual song.

Muddled Vocals
I must be missing something- because I can't understand why there is an affinity to electronically over manipulate vocals? Straining to decipher or decode the lyrics does eventually lead to "who the F cares what they are saying". How someone thinks that singing into a blender, running it through auto-tuner then out a megaphone adds to the artistic complexity of a well written song baffles me.  I'm not pissing on creativity but if there is desire to alter the vocals, for all that is holy, please make them understandable. Think of this artists- an ink blot is not a poem.....

Expletive Overload
I'm about as far from being a prude possible, but I'm taking issue with the proliferation of F word. It used to be that on occasion a song would utilize that word as emphasis, shock, emotional expression- it was used for a specific purpose. Lately, across all genres, the F word is used as a verb, noun and adjective. It's used so often that, in my opinion, it has lost its cool factor and shows plain laziness by songwriters. There is other vocabulary that can be inserted which would make their lyrics more intelligent. Yes, some songs it sounds just fitting that it's there, but I am talking about tunes where it feels that the writer has no idea what to say. Lyricists, every time you go to type the word in question, pause for one moment (maybe open a Thesaurus) and seek better locution- unless the F word is absolutely the one, only and best option.

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Phil McCracken

Date 5/8/2019

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